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Bill Maher

Bono

John Kruk

Richard Lewis
Shady Bill played an arsonist / con-man on Murder, She Wrote while sporting this styled mullet.

God, I hate Bill Maher.

Bono's mullet was almost as cool as Limahl's. One of the Phillies' best players during my formative years. Richard has pretty much had the same hairstyle for 30 years. In this unclear picture, he's advertising the wonders of the Boku juice box. Man I loved those.




Cowboy Curtis

 Mario Lemieux & Jaromir Jagr

Markie Post

Andre Agassi
One of Laurence Fishburne's finest performances was his stint as Cowboy Curtis on Pee-Wee's Playhouse.  That long tangled jheri-curl mullet went perfectly with pencil eyebrows and a bedazzled coat.  Shit-eating smirk required.


Some really nice hockey hair. Markie Post combined the typical aquanetted-bangs of the '80s with a long smooth back end.  Sort of an updated Carol Brady. Andre Agassi sported this massive amount of Armenian-American hair during his glory days as a meth-fueled tennis star.

Balki Bartokomous

Cousin Larry

Barry White

Billy Ray Cyrus
Time for the Dance of (Mullet) Joy!  Dueling cousin mullets!  Smooth Barry and silky tresses are perfectly paired with leopard print and stunna shades.  Probably the most famous mullet of all time, Billy Ray was a one-hit wonder and now rides the coat tails of his more talented daughter, which isn't saying much. 




Brad Pitt

Blackula

Bud Bundy

Budnick
During a brief stint on Dallas, Brad had a little bouffant mullet going on.  Eddie Murphy's vampire hair is downright atrocious. Yellow cat eyes go great with a rippled fromullet.
 
Season 3 of Married... With Children showcased Bud's impressive 80's teen mullet.  This cap is from my favorite episode of all time, He Thought He Could, where Al returns The Little Engine That Could... 30 years late.
 
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts! Oh Budnick, I effing loved your coolness, your Mafioso treatment of minions like Donkeylips, and of course, your sweet mullet.  Danny Cooksey's mullet is pictured here from Terminator 2, however during Salute Your Shorts, the mullet was more of a bowl shape on top. 




Captain Planet

Carol Brady

Chuck Norris

Ziggy Stardust
The most famous green mullet worn by Captain Planet, was featured on the eco-friendly morning cartoon, Captain Planet and the Planeteers.  A staple of the 1970's household, Florence Henderson, whether on direction from Sherwood Schwartz or not, sported this mullet flip.  I'm not even going to make fun of him because anyone who makes fun of Chuck Norris deserves to be roundhouse kicked in the head.  A "glam" look by David Bowie, by his infamous alter-ego Ziggy Stardust.  (Alter-egos are things that rock stars make up when they run out of other ideas.) This style reminds me of the Carol Brady flip. 




Dog Chapman

E. Roger Coswell

Billy & Ricky

General Chang's Skullet
Dog Chapman wouldn't be a proper bounty hunter without his mullet.  Uncle Buck's skeevy bowling friend E. Roger Coswell had a '70s style greasy mullet.   The Exterminators features Billy and his brother Ricky's sweet Southern mullets.  Billy's is more punk rock, while Ricky's is more Bayou.  Billy is possibly the coolest guy to ever grace the small screen, so basically his mullet is kick-ass.



Even the unshakable Kirk is perplexed by Chang's choice of hairdon't.  Usually a Klingon's long hair is a symbol of their masculinity and warrior-like nature, but poor Chang's is small and puny.  Aww. 

Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Oofta Howard

The Hulkamaniac

Joe Dirt
Hacksaw Jim Duggan merged his lumberjack beard with a flowing mullet to complete his look. I'll never understand why wrestlers have long hair, it's always getting in the way, particularly mullets, which also bring down your sex appeal.  



Dontcha know, Howard Generic, aka Bobby's dad from Bobby's World, had an afro/rat tail mullet combo going on.   Whatcha gonna do, brother?  Obviously Hulk Hogan just can't let go of that mullet fringe.  Special points go to him for kicking Andre the Giant's ass.   A typical redneck mullet with sideburns and trashy goatee.  I don't find this one very inventive but it's the most widely known mullet. 

Mel Gibson

Limahl

Tutti Fruitti

Louis the XIV
What happened to Mel Gibson?  He used to be so hot. Since Limahl from Kajagoogoo is freakin' hot in his blond/black skunk mullet, I won't make fun of him.  ::swoon::  I'm not going to conjecture, but odds are that Little Richard's mullet is a wig. However, I LOVE Little Richard, so the first person who talks smack about him gets a slap across the face from me.  



Maybe this isn't exactly a mullet.  But it is definitely the scariest / funniest / sweetest picture of a monarch, ever. 

MacGyver

Beastmullster

Michael Bolton

Miguel Nuñez
Oh, what this guy could do with some wire and gum.  Richard Dean Anderson was pretty hot though, although no one looks better with a mullet.  If your body looks like Marc Singer's in Beastmaster... well no one is looking at your mullet, trust me.  Listen up guys that sing like a lame-ass, the only followers you will have are middle-aged bored housewives and dental offices. Having a lion's mane of mullet protruding from your head does NOT help. Am I alone in this opinion? 



Miguel had a jheri-curl mullet during Return of the Living Dead.
Ironically, he played fellow mulleted Little Richard in the movie Why Do Fools Fall in Love.
 

Jack Scalia

Over the Top

Patrick Swayze

Randy Johnson
Jack Scalia from Tequila and Bonetti (the dog got top billing) had a permullet for a while in the late '80s and early '90s. ARRGGHHH. Or however you type the grunting sound all arm wrestlers make. From the movie Over the Top, here's a rippled fromullet on a beast of a man. 



I was never a fan of Patrick Swayze, but his movies always forced you to watch them over and over again.
Pitcher mullet. 

Little Richie

Rowdy Roddy Piper

Zachery Ty Bryan

Mario Lopez
Aww, Little Richie's mini-jheri curl mullet! The cutesy pie of the hilarious '90s sitcom Family Matters, he almost stole the show from Urkel.  Almost. 


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.  And I'm all out of bubblegum."  Classic Roddy from They Live.  Ass kickin' mullet. 


The oldest brother of the Home Improvement three-named moniker brothers, he sported this boyish punk mullet. 
Albert Clifford (A.C.) Slater was my first true love. Look at those guns! 

S'wellen Femullet

KHAAAANNNN!

Dave Coulier

John Stamos
Poor beleaguered alcoholic Sue Ellen (or S'wellen in Texan drawl) Ewing. Her hair changed as drastically as the width of her shoulder pads. Her most unfortunate look was the sophisticated chic '80s femullet. 


Nothing was ever better than Ricardo Montalban's Star Trek: Wrath of Khan mullet, complete with open sweater coat thing and a ridiculously smooth chest.  
Mr. Woodchuck was too cool to have a mullet, but the hand up his ass wasn't so lucky.  Yes, friends, Uncle Joey from Full House had a lame Canadian hockey mullet  Before DJ accidentally cut Uncle Jesse's hair too short, he sported this awesome pseudo-rocker mullet.  Rock on Jesse and the Rippers! 



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